{"product_id":"bassairguitartee","title":"Bass Guitar T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"442\"\u003eLet’s be honest: air guitarists get all the spotlight—but where would they be without the groove? This tee is dedicated to the unsung heroes of every band: the bass players (and the air bass players who hold down imaginary stages worldwide).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"627\"\u003eFeaturing a bold, classic black-and-white bass graphic that hugs the torso just right, this shirt says \u003cem data-start=\"547\" data-end=\"567\"\u003e“I bring the funk”\u003c\/em\u003e before you even pluck a note. Or, you know… \u003cem data-start=\"612\" data-end=\"624\"\u003epretend to\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"629\" data-end=\"650\"\u003eRock it and you’ll:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"830\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"696\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"696\"\u003eCommand respect from drummers everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"697\" data-end=\"746\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"699\" data-end=\"746\"\u003eInstantly add +50 groove points to your walk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"747\" data-end=\"830\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"749\" data-end=\"830\"\u003eGet that subtle head-nod of approval from strangers who secretly know you slap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"832\" data-end=\"1017\"\u003eWhether you’re air-thumbing through Flea riffs, grooving Motown lines in your kitchen, or just flexing your rhythm-section energy at a BBQ, this shirt is your ticket to low-end glory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1131\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1031\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e May cause uncontrollable toe-tapping, pocket-locking, and requests to “turn it up just a little.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1133\" data-end=\"1244\"\u003ePick yours up now and keep holding it down—because the band (real or imaginary) \u003cem data-start=\"1213\" data-end=\"1221\"\u003ealways\u003c\/em\u003e needs the bass. 96% cotton, 4% elastane, Regular fit, Slight stretch for ease and fit retention, Pilling-resistant and built to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"633\" data-start=\"110\"\u003eThis tee isn’t sitting in some dusty warehouse waiting to be rescued—it gets \u003cem data-end=\"208\" data-start=\"189\"\u003emade just for you\u003c\/em\u003e the moment you hit that order button. That’s why it takes a little longer to show up at your doorstep (think of it as your personal roadie tuning up behind the scenes). By rocking with on-demand printing, we cut down on overproduction—so you’re not just scoring a killer shirt, you’re also helping keep the planet from turning into a giant mosh pit of waste. Thanks for making a choice that’s as smart as it is stylish!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"airguitarshirts","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":52807209451733,"sku":"5921056_33937","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":52807209484501,"sku":"5921056_33938","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52807209517269,"sku":"5921056_33939","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52807209550037,"sku":"5921056_33940","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52807209582805,"sku":"5921056_33941","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52807209615573,"sku":"5921056_33942","price":36.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/1309\/5637\/files\/Air_Guitar_T-shirt_with_long-neck_electric_bass_graphic_side.jpg?v=1765754668","url":"https:\/\/airguitarshirts.myshopify.com\/products\/bassairguitartee","provider":"airguitarshirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}