{"product_id":"bass-guitar-upright-new","title":"Bass Guitar Upright -NEW","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"442\" data-start=\"199\"\u003eLet’s be honest: air guitarists get all the spotlight—but where would they be without the groove? This tee is dedicated to the unsung heroes of every band: the bass players (and the air bass players who hold down imaginary stages worldwide).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"627\" data-start=\"444\"\u003eFeaturing a bold, classic black-and-white bass graphic that hugs the torso just right, this shirt says \u003cem data-end=\"567\" data-start=\"547\"\u003e“I bring the funk”\u003c\/em\u003e before you even pluck a note. Or, you know… \u003cem data-end=\"624\" data-start=\"612\"\u003epretend to\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"650\" data-start=\"629\"\u003eRock it and you’ll:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"830\" data-start=\"651\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"696\" data-start=\"651\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"696\" data-start=\"653\"\u003eCommand respect from drummers everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"746\" data-start=\"697\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"746\" data-start=\"699\"\u003eInstantly add +50 groove points to your walk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"830\" data-start=\"747\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"830\" data-start=\"749\"\u003eGet that subtle head-nod of approval from strangers who secretly know you slap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1017\" data-start=\"832\"\u003eWhether you’re air-thumbing through Flea riffs, grooving Motown lines in your kitchen, or just flexing your rhythm-section energy at a BBQ, this shirt is your ticket to low-end glory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1131\" data-start=\"1019\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1031\" data-start=\"1019\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e May cause uncontrollable toe-tapping, pocket-locking, and requests to “turn it up just a little.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1244\" data-start=\"1133\"\u003ePick yours up now and keep holding it down—because the band (real or imaginary) \u003cem data-end=\"1221\" data-start=\"1213\"\u003ealways\u003c\/em\u003e needs the bass. 96% cotton, 4% elastane, Regular fit, Slight stretch for ease and fit retention, Pilling-resistant and built to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis tee isn’t sitting in some dusty warehouse waiting to be rescued—it gets made just for you the moment you hit that order button. That’s why it takes a little longer to show up at your doorstep (think of it as your personal roadie tuning up behind the scenes). By rocking with on-demand printing, we cut down on overproduction—so you’re not just scoring a killer shirt, you’re also helping keep the planet from turning into a giant mosh pit of waste. Thanks for making a choice that’s as smart as it is stylish!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"airguitarshirts","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":53363631784149,"sku":"7616332_33937","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":53363631816917,"sku":"7616332_33938","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":53363631849685,"sku":"7616332_33939","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":53363631882453,"sku":"7616332_33940","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":53363631915221,"sku":"7616332_33941","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":53363631947989,"sku":"7616332_33942","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/1309\/5637\/files\/all-over-print-mens-cotton-crew-neck-t-shirt-white-front-69ac74171f959.jpg?v=1772909613","url":"https:\/\/airguitarshirts.myshopify.com\/products\/bass-guitar-upright-new","provider":"airguitarshirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}